Welcome to a place where almost anything can happen (and usually does). I am Sword3, author of the works of extreme fiction you are about to see. Read, laugh, and enjoy.
Disclaimer: I, the person known as Sword3 take full credit for the literature found on this internet webpage. None of the characters, objects, or places in the mentioned articles are real, or reflect anyone, anything, or anywhere, or if they do, it is entirely coincidence.
Coming Soon: The Anti-Blonde (As will apear in a special year 2000 issue of The Roswell National Times)